Today Tom and I attended several open houses around Kansas City.
When we went to look at this house, we were immediately overwhelmed by the hugeness of it. Everything we own would have fit into the living room, let alone the nine other rooms in the house.
We also were a little overwhelmed by the package of edible underwear (one of those candy necklaces, only shaped into a penis-covering G-string) that was prominently displayed on the dresser in the master bedroom. And that, my friends, is one way to sell your house.
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