Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Morons!

After work I stopped to fill my car up with gas. ($2.07/gal)

As I was standing there, watching the numbers flip by, I started reading the warnings and stickers slapped on the side of the gas pump. Most of you have probably noticed that gas pumps now carry a picture of a cell phone with a bright red circle with a line through it. No cell phone use. And it always comes accompanied with a warning of how you can potentially blow yourself up--the pumps, your car, my car, me, the guy with a beer belly and a mullett, the gas station--by using your cell phone while gasing up.

It never fails that some moron is talking on a cell phone next to the gas pump. I am going to be really pissed if some giggly teenage girl wearing lowrise jeans blows me up.

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