Some Things That Sucked Today

• No hives, but my achy joints made me feel like someone had taken me out back and beat me with a tire iron. I can't turn my head or bend my knees.
• My arch nemesis is a complete jackass. In a meeting, when asked how we were doing, he said "Well, you know, Megan has been out of the office the past couple of days." He then went on to talk about my hives. The fucker. a) I was working from home, and b) it's rude to bring up someone else's hives when she herself opts not to talk about them when asked how she is doing and you have no idea what you're talking about.
• I am revoking the best boyfriend ever title. I have been sick for the last few days, and not one phone call or stop by to see if I'm okay. The same goes for my brother who finds my hives entertaining.
• Intern boy IM'd me to say he's coming back to intern at my company again this summer. Freaky-deaky.