Wal-Mart is officially trying to take over the world. One stop shopping: get your hair cut, eyes examined, oil changed, buy toothpaste and ice cream, and pick up a man. Who knew a bright red bow could be so humiliating?
As if purposely looking to hook up at Wal-Mart isn't bad enough, scientific evidence is proving that your wage is based on your physical appearance. I doubt anyone is surprised by this, but it is discouraging. I believe this partially qualifies for Brett's boobie theory. Take note: at all future jobs, I will either wear a paperbag or partake in Botox and liposuction.
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Saturday Night Live last night(4/16) had it's own take on appearence and the workplace.
Do's and Don'ts of Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace: DO be attractive, DO be Tom Brady,DON'T be unattractive. Essentially if you are a Tom Brady look-alike you can get away with any questionable sexual advances, including squeezing a co-worker's breast and wearing no pants. On the other hand, if you are Joe Schmo your mere presence will cause women to file sexual harrassment claims. ~Sign me up for the job where Tom Brady walks around sans pants!
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